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jawknee
Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.
So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.
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jawkneeyeah
An asian guy on youtube that makes acoustic covers of songs in under 2 minutes. He also danced as a ninja turtle and went to a market in a white Power Ranger costume. He has a butt chin.
jawkneeyeah by Jocknee May 7, 2008
jaykneeko
n. a group of two cute people who like watching movies together, and who likes webcaming at 1:51 AM on a Sunday morning. And usually this is due by a male and a female liking each other.
girl 1: "That jaykneeko is friggen cute!"
girl 2: "Tell me about it, im jealous."
girl 1: (ROFL,LMAO,LOL,ZOMG)
girl 2: "Tell me about it, im jealous."
girl 1: (ROFL,LMAO,LOL,ZOMG)
jaykneeko by nickolas & janie January 4, 2009
jackneer
To jackneer: verb.
- to thwart or otherwise impede something from happening. To screw something up or shit yourself while doing something important to you or someone else.
- to thwart or otherwise impede something from happening. To screw something up or shit yourself while doing something important to you or someone else.
I thought giving the speech would go smoothly, but looking at Jim's stupid face and Rob's hardcorevibes just jackneered my grove.
Don't jackneer this Derren, I'm seconds away from cumming!
Don't jackneer this Derren, I'm seconds away from cumming!
jackneer by dodfurlongdongs October 19, 2011
jackneering
jackneering by Daniel Gohmert July 26, 2016
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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