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Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.
So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.
jawknee by Stanley May 4, 2004
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jawkneeyeah 

An asian guy on youtube that makes acoustic covers of songs in under 2 minutes. He also danced as a ninja turtle and went to a market in a white Power Ranger costume. He has a butt chin.
Jawkneeyeah, you're full of cheese...and corn...cheesy corn because you said the word anus.
jawkneeyeah by Jocknee May 7, 2008

jaykneeko 

n. a group of two cute people who like watching movies together, and who likes webcaming at 1:51 AM on a Sunday morning. And usually this is due by a male and a female liking each other.
girl 1: "That jaykneeko is friggen cute!"
girl 2: "Tell me about it, im jealous."
girl 1: (ROFL,LMAO,LOL,ZOMG)
jaykneeko by nickolas & janie January 4, 2009
To jackneer: verb.

- to thwart or otherwise impede something from happening. To screw something up or shit yourself while doing something important to you or someone else.
I thought giving the speech would go smoothly, but looking at Jim's stupid face and Rob's hardcorevibes just jackneered my grove.

Don't jackneer this Derren, I'm seconds away from cumming!
jackneer by dodfurlongdongs October 19, 2011

jackneering 

To swiftly move about ; or ones ability to move with ease.
Bob was jackneering cautiously through the dark forest.
jackneering by Daniel Gohmert July 26, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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