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Definitions by Stanley

Tim Thomas 

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."
Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
Tim Thomas by Stanley March 9, 2005

garbology 

the study of garbage
The trashy hooker went to school to major in garbology.
garbology by stanley December 30, 2004
Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.
So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.
jawknee by Stanley May 4, 2004
Noun. One who excels in the art of loveable buffonery--especially one who raps bad love songs and laughs like a schoolgirl.
That cross eyed little boy over there sure is one hell of a Yeager.
Yeager by Stanley May 4, 2004

Toy Destruction 

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com
That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!
Toy Destruction by Stanley May 4, 2004

My car is slow bai 

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;
Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.
My car is slow bai by Stanley April 12, 2004

Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.
Skipper Junior by Stanley October 24, 2003