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An extraordinarily funny individual; one who makes nonsensical jokes; generally has no hair.
Whenever Javaid is around I laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose.
Javaid by aishassiwhwm October 7, 2007
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Hasnain Javaid Gondal 

A very nice guy that has a high IQ, very funny and supportive and overall is a great person to hang out with
Oh Hasnain Javaid Gondal he is so nice
Hasnain Javaid Gondal by HensInANut December 14, 2022
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Derived from the Persian word "Eternal"

Bet you never knew that! 8D
Anyone who is named Javid/Javed will live for an eternity! lol
Javid by SwiftJaws October 8, 2011

Mohamad javad

really awesome guy, who is awesome.

1. One who is genuine and real in all aspects of life.

2. A mover and a thinker; a person who does not buy into trends to improve self-image.

3. A generous and giving individual.

4. A person who is really cute

1. You can try all you want, but you ain't no mohamad javad - you're a phoney.

#cool#awesome#hott#nice#body#kind #cute
person:hey did you see that awesome guy?

me: yah hes a mohamad Javad
Mohamad javad by Souloptophor August 18, 2018
1) The man every other man tries to be.
2) Person with really hugh penis.
3) Powerful stunning individual.
4) Your girlfriend or wife would leave you to be with him.
5) An all rounder in every aspect of life.
6) Your secret role model.
7) Your master and commander
8) The perfect man.
Dude1..." I wish I was Javid, he is da man."
Javid by Tonydtiger April 27, 2009

Javairia 

Beautiful, sexy and perfection
The sexiest girl/woman to ever live. All girls backbite about her beauty.
Javairia, you're so damn beautiful
Javairia by bananalover693 October 16, 2013
Someone that has the warmest heart. A javain is the best boyfriend or friend that anyone could ever ask for. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the ones he love to see them happy. He's very caring ,kind, loving and selfless. He always puts the needs of the persons he love first. A Javain is also cute and has an awesome personality.
Person 1: he's very funny.
Person 2: he must be a Javain
Javain by Facts98765 June 4, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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