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Jasmine Day 

If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.
Jasmine Day is so supportive, i want to be with her forever!
Jasmine Day by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022
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national compliment jasmine’s hands day 

on december 26, it’s national compliment jasmine’s hands day.
jasmine, you have really nice hands:)
happy national compliment jasmine’s hands day

Roasting jasmin day 

The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day
Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day
Roasting jasmin day by Oh my mu April 29, 2022
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