jarvia

Jarvia aka Jarvis. Jarvis’s are called that by there Chinese teacher. Jarvias have a lot of confidence and are at least a 10/10 minimum. Jarvias always like a girl called Maddie but a girl called talia crushing on them.

Jarvia is so gay

by Tdshadow June 7, 2022

jarvital

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.

Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016

Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

by RTDB September 4, 2018

Jariah

Jariah is a loving ,caring friend who puts her friends and family before herself. Has a little attitude so times. Shy at first sight. Not a people person. A person who loves food with a passion.

Jariah is like Mariah with a J

by Camryn7 December 11, 2018

Javia

Means pretty and creative also a female name it can be very sensitive.She loves to dance and is a very social butterfly and try's to be popular. Loves to dress and loves being very stylish.She is very active and loves to dance and sing.The name came from Africa meaning a brave and strong soul.The name symbolizes harmony.This states that that this named is very unique in its own way.

makayla:how did you make friends so fast on your first day
Javia:I guess I'm very like able

by Know it all person August 21, 2016

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006