jartman 

a mix between a julie and a cartman, hence a jartman. jartmans can often be found partying it up at the leper colony listening to very unrufus-like music. timmeh deluxes are the sworn enemy of jartmans everywhere

miz ate all the doritos? what a jartman

jartman by Jona Goldy July 24, 2008

George dibbs and Charlie Jarman 

Two gay pricks who are nonces and they kidnap children. Their actual names are Nonce Dibbs and Charlie Nonceman. They are also extremely salty.

george dibbs and charlie jarman kidnap children

George dibbs and Charlie Jarman by A living human? March 16, 2020

Jarman 

An alternate term for Waffle House's Texas Bacon, Egg & Cheese Melt Plate; the Texas sized meal for patrons with a Texas sized appetite. Named after the Texas born rodeo star Drew Jarman.

I'll have a Jarman.

Jarman by A Thor February 22, 2009

Jarman 

Totally radical!
An insanely intelligent adrenalin junky.

He totally pulled a jarman on that half pipe.

That test was nothing for her, she jarman'd it.

Jarman by Livin it! April 21, 2007

Jarman 

This earned surname, indicates a person of exceptional talents, someone who has excelled in not just one respected area, but in fact all of them.

Forget the transitional 'King' or 'Queen', the mediocre 'Professor' or 'Prime', the name 'Jarman' is a heavenly garb we can all strive for - but something very few of us will ever get to wear.

If I can just get my black belt, my Masters, win the WWE title, write a stadium rock classic, make love to a thousand women and then invent time travel.. maybe, just maybe I can replace my surname with 'Jarman'.

Jarman by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010

Jack Jarman 

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

Jack Jarman by Professor Stuart Dio December 3, 2019

Jarman 

V. The act of going "cray cray" with no concern for how others may feel.

If she doesn't agree with what I say, I'm gonna go all jarman on her.

Jarman by chicken_man83 May 3, 2013