jarened

to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.

Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.

by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jarend

A genuinely funny guy that pretends to be Karen. He will argue about llamas and alpacas then be your best friend. He’s a 10/10 guy. You need a Jarend in your life.

Whoa look at at Jarend! Thats Hayley’s best friend!
He’s so cool!

by jarendlover678 February 1, 2020

Jareed Brown

A kid that has wacky videos on youtube

`` hey did you see jareed brown``
`yeah``

by jareed brown February 11, 2009

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016

Jarned

to get excited, to be filled with jarn (spirit in punjabi)!!

that guy has just got jarned!

by Area 5 dun know February 17, 2010

Jarrened

To extremely miss.

*This kid throws paper ball towards waste basket and it goes to the other side of the room*
Alison: "Whoa! He just Jarrened!"
Cody: "Maybe next time buddy."

by zebra27 April 16, 2010