Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

Jareded by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

Jareded by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016

jarened 

to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.

Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.

jarened by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009

jarded 

To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.

You got jarded you (gamin) cunt

jarded by shane leadebater July 3, 2006

Jareed Brown 

A kid that has wacky videos on youtube

`` hey did you see jareed brown``
`yeah``

Jareed Brown by jareed brown February 11, 2009

jaredding 

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

jaredding by cyoder September 29, 2010

Jaredd 

She is a beautiful girl. Everyone is absolutely jealous of her body.

Jaredd is the type of girl who won't lie to you, she'll always be honest.

She is a great friend and also a great enemy.

"Oh my god, Look at her!"
"Do you know her? What's her name?"
"She must be a Jaredd!"

"Damm, she's hot."

Jaredd by FetusForLife August 18, 2013