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japton

a jumped up twat pretty much anything you want it to mean
you fucking japton cunt

thats a japton haircut

japton
by japtonite September 13, 2009
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Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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jayton

A name for One real motherfucking g that everyone likes and can make everyone laugh
Oh shit is jayton that's my nigga man
by reallg64 October 17, 2016
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Jaiton

Jaiton is the best friend you've always wanted. He's kind, sporty, and always up for a talk. He is also absolutely the hottest guy around and is too modest about it.
Who is that hot guy?

Oh that's Jaiton!
by I hope to die September 3, 2018
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Japtoon

A portmanteau of "Japanese" and "cartoon" which refers to animation from Japan, or anime. "Japtoon" originates from the anime blog Colony Drop, and is a play on the phrase Japanimation, which also refers to anime.
by Sean Crowe August 1, 2011
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jatona

Beautiful, smart very head strong has a nice ass. Task orirnted, gym rat, huge tease, loves only a select few.
Jatona has beauty and brains.
Jatona has a kissable Bottom lip
by N2N3 December 21, 2016
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Jaxton

Jaxton is an American word in origin.

Someone who is strong willed, intelligent, and thoughtful. Likes to be technical with information and facts. Very good at solving mathematical problems. Dislikes being second, or being told they are wrong. Is funny and cute.
Person 1---"I wonder how I'm ever going to solve this problem..."
Person 2-- -"I know, go ask Jaxton, he is good at solving things!"
by BebeandBumble September 25, 2017
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