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Japtoon

A portmanteau of "Japanese" and "cartoon" which refers to animation from Japan, or anime. "Japtoon" originates from the anime blog Colony Drop, and is a play on the phrase Japanimation, which also refers to anime.
by Sean Crowe August 1, 2011
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Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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Japoon

Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."
by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008
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japton

a jumped up twat pretty much anything you want it to mean
you fucking japton cunt

thats a japton haircut

japton
by japtonite September 13, 2009
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japoon

bitchy ass jap that lives w/ the lubies becuz her own life is fucked up.
tanya is a fuckin japoon.
by anonymous August 3, 2003
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japoontang

Japanese poontang. A japanese girl that you'd like to do.
"Did you get any japoontang while you were visiting Tokyo?"

also

"He only likes japoontang."

"Her japoontang smelled like sushi!"
by xanon June 18, 2007
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jatoon

a japanese cartoon, otherwise known as anime. usually used around people who hate the word anime, or for people who say the word too often.
"yo man did you see the newest episode of jojo"
"nah my guy, i don't watch jatoons"
by sohlko March 20, 2017
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