jankify

To make a situation, object or person janky. ie. Awkward ,messed up, funky

Hey why did u just pee on that guys leg?
It needed to be jankified.
also
a common phrase : Jankify me captain!

by jank train November 11, 2010

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jenkify

The process of automating build (test) of a software project using the open source continues integration tool jenkins.

Will you please jenkify the helloWorld project?

by radan November 28, 2013

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A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

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jakkify

the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.

(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!

by Posthumane October 23, 2012

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