jankify
Hey why did u just pee on that guys leg?
It needed to be jankified.
also
a common phrase : Jankify me captain!
It needed to be jankified.
also
a common phrase : Jankify me captain!
jankify by jank train November 11, 2010
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B'jankity
A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
jakkify
the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.
(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!
jakkify by Posthumane October 23, 2012
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Jankity
Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010
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jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004
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