jankify

To make a situation, object or person janky. ie. Awkward ,messed up, funky

Hey why did u just pee on that guys leg?
It needed to be jankified.
also
a common phrase : Jankify me captain!

jankify by jank train November 11, 2010

jenkify

The process of automating build (test) of a software project using the open source continues integration tool jenkins.

Will you please jenkify the helloWorld project?

jenkify by radan November 28, 2013

B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

jakkify 

the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.

(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!

jakkify by Posthumane October 23, 2012

jankified 

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

jankified by Gabe November 10, 2003

Jankity 

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

jankity 

something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards

whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw

jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004