jakkify

the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.

(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!

jakkify by Posthumane October 23, 2012

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jakkiy

jtoc,jakkiytacotwostep.
she wears headbands.
and she's hot as helll.

jakkiy is a cutiepie.

jakkiy by hey baby hey baby hey baby December 22, 2008

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jakkify • jakeify • jakkiy • jankify

jakeify

To make something un-necessarily complex, convoluted or perplexing.

He is going to jakeify that router.

jakeify by Andrew June 17, 2006

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jankify

To make a situation, object or person janky. ie. Awkward ,messed up, funky

Hey why did u just pee on that guys leg?
It needed to be jankified.
also
a common phrase : Jankify me captain!

jankify by jank train November 11, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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