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the process of placing an object in the care of someone, consequently having it disappear inexplicably to never be found again, often within a timeframe of minutes to hours after placing it in the care of the previously mentioned person.

(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!

jakkify by Posthumane October 23, 2012

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jakkiy

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she wears headbands.
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jakkiy is a cutiepie.

jakkiy by hey baby hey baby hey baby December 22, 2008

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jakeify by Andrew June 17, 2006

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jankify

To make a situation, object or person janky. ie. Awkward ,messed up, funky

Hey why did u just pee on that guys leg?
It needed to be jankified.
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a common phrase : Jankify me captain!

jankify by jank train November 11, 2010

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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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