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B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works
the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike
Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010
something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw
jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004

Jackcity 

A large collection or producer of content leading to masturbation,masturbation for extended periods of time
"Man I bought that new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition magazine all night I was at jackcity," Teenage boy.
Jackcity by CosmicKing March 3, 2015

Hoe-jankity

When something that is clearly busted and added more ghetto-ness to make it better
Why are you using ketchup on your spaghetti, thats some hoe-jankity shit

Why are you putting some Hoe-Jankity rims on this busted whip?

hoe-jank hoe-janker hoe-janking
Hoe-jankity by Jin Dizzle May 17, 2011
That car is hella jankity
jankity by joe mama May 20, 2003