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Janieke is a very inpatient person who only likes things if they are illegal. She is always the first in line if it comes to doing something new and exciting. Sometimes that leads to her being in the hospital, but she never learns.

She is a good person, but you should never throw plastic on the ground around her.
She loves to go out and have fun with her friend, but sometimes she has a little too much fun ;).
Of course she wants to do that, she is such a Janieke.
Janieke by JonkoDJ November 22, 2021
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More of a god than joscha. The real god you might say.
i only belive in the real god, the real janieke
Janieke by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Janieke • Janneke • Janiece • janiek • janike • Jannieke • Jalieke • Jamieke • jamiekem • Janeke
Looks like a little slut but is somehow always in a longlasting and loyal relationship. Is smart, has absolutely no shame, great leader! And mostly a very good friend. Her hair is awesome but her clothing style could use a little help.
Did you know that Janieke has chlamydia
janieke by Partfrikandel2004 November 23, 2021
Janiece is like a crab, hard on the outside & soft on the inside. Her personality tends to attract people as she is loving & heartfelt. She will go out of her way to help others, to no benefit of her own . Just like a crab however, she can be hard headed & irritable when provoked. This should not take away from her amazing sense of humor & the smile that compliments it. If you’re lucky to meet Janiece either hold on to her or run the other way as she can be much to handle.

She’s also most likely googling her name.
Is that a Janiece laughing?!
Janiece by Restripsmile November 11, 2018
A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
One of great compassion.

Help others without thought to one’s self.
Protective to a fault. Saver of life.
The guide of lost children helps them see the right way in life.
Magical in thought and actions.
This person shall have the understanding of Janiece, and shall do well.
It was the luck of Janiece that saved his life.
Janiece by higher thought January 7, 2012
Largest number known to God

Gavino Squared
There must be Janiese of those
Janiese by Icarus J July 15, 2004
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