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Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.
" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "
Janes by Super006 September 11, 2012
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Plain Jane - plain or common.
Our neighbours in the house at the end of the lane are a couple of Janes and no Disco or roly poly K9's can change that.
Janes by MoistestMan May 19, 2023
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Inflated Hangin' Janes 

Vag flaps that kind of drape on down... like a magicians' sleeves.
Dude, she was ridic hot, but her incredibly Inflated Hangin' Janes made you feel like you were driving it into a car wash...
Inflated Hangin' Janes by Flappy Tom December 30, 2009

Mr Janes 

Mr Janes likes to play roblox.
Mr Janes by gyukwgyuawguiu November 4, 2018

hi janes 

Flabby under-arm flaps mature women have. See "Bingo Flaps". They continue to flap after she's waved her arm and called out "Hi Jane!"
hi janes by Hungry Hippo August 22, 2003

brayden janes

brayden janes is a really good guy, athletic, crazy, and fun to hang out with he loves to play hockey
wow is that brayden janes playing hockey again
brayden janes by yepperslol October 9, 2019

hazy janes 

marijuana, weed mary janes > hazy janes
sunday morning , got the hazy hazy janes
hazy janes by hazy freddie August 23, 2011
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