James Syndrome 

Someone who is completely thick and/or slow. They find it hard to understand normal people's conversations and jokes. Basically, they are retards. Often used in secondary schools across the UK.

I think my brother has James Syndrome

James Syndrome by Jinab September 10, 2008

James syndrome 

The mindstate of being in a stupor mode. Or in simplier form, a mindstate of slowness where the brain literally slows down for x amount of time. This mind state is extremely dangerous and people suffering from this kind of syndrome....well it's too late for them now.

When you "IM" a person, and said person doesn't reply or respond to you it means he/she has the James Syndrome. If that's the case you should inform them and tell them to seek professinal help.

James syndrome by blah May 17, 2004

james syndrome 

when ur croych is on fire and u look like ronald mcdonald

my brother has james syndrome

james syndrome by fuck james February 9, 2005

Lebron James Syndrome 

when faced with a serious task or job to alleviate or get pressure off your self fake an injury or ailment

To get out of cutting the grass today I said I hurt my back.
To get rid of pressure Lebron James said his elbow hurt, ie; Lebron James Syndrome

Lebron James Syndrome by Big_Cat34 May 16, 2010

Alex James Syndrome 

Alex James Syndrome: occurs once select patient is put in social circle he/she is comfortable with and transforms into a massive egoist/ cheese enthusiast

"Wow he's cocky"

"I know must be Alex James Syndrome"

Alex James Syndrome by BlurCunt July 1, 2017

James Bond Syndrome

When a man (generally a W.A.S.P.) has a sexual preference to one or more different race over that of his own.

In the James Bond films, James sleeps with women of all ethnicities. He doesn't often court British women, as shown by the way he treats Money Penny.

"Hey man, why don't you go out with Patty?"

"I'm not really attracted to Irish girls, I've got James Bond Syndrome."

James Bond Syndrome by Another Todd C. from NJ August 17, 2008

james blunt syndrome 

Singing "You're Beautiful" quietly in an ear in order to score with a girl.

"Dude, How did Partario score?"
"He's got James Blunt Syndrome"

james blunt syndrome by Thegreatnick April 24, 2006