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Jambot

Jambot can speak French in Russian and once had an awkward situation just to see how it feels.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.

I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.

Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010
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jambot

What something becomes when for a time, it's what life is all about.

When something becomes what life is all about permenantly, jambot is often preceeded by the word "quintessencial", or followed by the word "supreme".
Check out these camo chuckers, they're the jambot!

The man, the myth, the legend... the jambot.

Man, zombie defense is the quintessencial jambot.

This AK47 is the jambot supreme.
by Kyle Hinckley August 3, 2006
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jamboard

A technological team performance enhancement board by Google.
by I_CAN_SEE_YOU#ASIAN_LIFE February 27, 2018
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Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?
by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022
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Jambathe

To have anal sex in a bathtub while drinking Jameson whiskey. And after the act of anal the bottle must enter her vaginal region, and the bottle must be drunk from.
"I had a great Jambathe with Abbi last night!"
by JE98 May 26, 2015
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Genital Jamboree

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."
by Kaiser_Garuta July 8, 2014
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Losers Jamboree

When a bunch of inconsiderate people, (usually next door neighbors) let their house party last into the middle of the night and either have the boom box way too loud, rev up their motorcycles or just be obnoxious drunk loudmouths, in general.
I hope that Losers Jamboree next door will be over soon, so I can get some kind of sleep before I have to get up for work tomorrow!
by Poet in the Corner December 28, 2014
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