jalaleddin 

A person who is very intelligent. Find a solution to many problems and never give up!

Random Person A : ,,Can you help me with this ?"
Random Person B : ,, No, but Jalaleddin can help you ! Im sure that He can solve this Problem".

jalaleddin by Senatox January 2, 2017

Jamaleddin

A MASSIVE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST DICK

IM DATING A JAMALEDDIN< IM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!

Jamaleddin by a deep run October 10, 2016

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.

Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

khairy jamaluddin 

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.

1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??

khairy jamaluddin by sami vehloo May 20, 2008

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.

Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jamaluddin 

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

Jamaluddin by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Jaloliddin 

Jaloliddin is very handsome, kind, smart and kind. He lives his entire life in darkness. People bully him for his kidney, which was very interesting because Jaloliddin very VERY stupid, never trusts that moron, he lives his life in agony, because his wife, Affan left him when he was 4.

Jaloliddin is CUte
Jaloliddin is very very handsome

Jaloliddin by SmartMan123 December 2, 2020