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Jamaleddin

IM DATING A JAMALEDDIN< IM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
Jamaleddin by a deep run October 10, 2016

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.
Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

khairy jamaluddin 

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.
1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.
Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*
Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jamaluddin 

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

Jaloliddin 

Jaloliddin is very handsome, kind, smart and kind. He lives his entire life in darkness. People bully him for his kidney, which was very interesting because Jaloliddin very VERY stupid, never trusts that moron, he lives his life in agony, because his wife, Affan left him when he was 4.
Jaloliddin is CUte
Jaloliddin is very very handsome
Jaloliddin by SmartMan123 December 2, 2020
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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