Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.

Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

khairy jamaluddin

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.

1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??

khairy jamaluddin by sami vehloo May 20, 2008

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.

Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jamaluddin

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels

Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

Jamaluddin by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Jaloliddin

Jaloliddin is very handsome, kind, smart and kind. He lives his entire life in darkness. People bully him for his kidney, which was very interesting because Jaloliddin very VERY stupid, never trusts that moron, he lives his life in agony, because his wife, Affan left him when he was 4.

Jaloliddin is CUte
Jaloliddin is very very handsome

Jaloliddin by SmartMan123 December 2, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026