An sexual act in which you find yourself at the top of a staircase engaging in doggy style. The female must be on her hands and knees. When you see that she is near her climax, knock the arms out from beneath her and ride down the stairs. If you feel the need you may scream "Ya Mon!" when you yourself reach climax. Works best with red stripe beer.

"My girl has been afraid of the staircase ever since that night I pulled out the Jamacian Bobsled on her.."

Jamacian Bobsled by Bravo Zulu July 24, 2008

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jamacian shower

To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expanding the smoke.

Shit, that jamaican shower was fuckin sweet! I'm still trippin!

jamacian shower by Mr. Moe March 31, 2005

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Jamacian Patty Wack

When a girl wacks her tities in your face

Dude my girl firend jamacian patty wacked me

Jamacian Patty Wack by dzcon5 October 20, 2008

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Jamacian Lambswool

A definition for pot or weed

Man sell me some JAMACIAN LAMBSWOOL

Jamacian Lambswool by REHAB RAH March 10, 2010

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jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

jamacian shoelace by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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