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A jokebag is a person who is a joke, full of shit, or simply someone you don't like, respect, or has traits of a doucher. Jokebags tend to be ignorant, clueless, and lucky too.

In poker a jokebag is someone who lucks out on you for playing shitty cards (also known as a luckbox). Jokebag can pretty much be used in many different reasons and context, thus making it the greatest word of all time.

Synonyms: Luckbox, n00b, Scrub
You see that guy suck out with that two-outer? What a jokebag!
or
Man what a douche, how is that girl with that jokebag?
Jokebag by dizenz07 April 15, 2009
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you: whatever dude!
me: don't steal my lines you freaking jokebank!
JokeBank by EmUHry December 14, 2006
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A joebag is a milder form of a douche bag. Joebag personalities usually include mild rudeness, arrogance, snobbery, dumbness, and immature tendencies, but still have the capacity to be nice and show some compassion. Also, an "I'm-too-cool-for-school" wardrobe can sometimes be classified with joebags. Usually, they are completely oblivious to their actions and can be laughed at by outside parties.
person 1: did you see his pants? they were below his knees! and he told me i was fat...
person 2: my god, he's such a joebag!
joebag by a joebag March 3, 2009
Used by stupid morons having a midlife crisis trying to chat up small girls. Implying something was very good. See "jokes" too. Used also by retarded teenagers.
So, how was last night.
it was such jokeage dude.
jokeage by slhp August 4, 2006
Much like a jokebag, although far more queer.
Jerry may be a jokebag, but Damon displays the same "qualities" and is gay, thus making him a jokefag
Jokefag by Monstermoose September 2, 2013
girl: omg look at her! she’s a joebag
other girl: what’s that mean
girl: she’s jewish, and she’s a hoebag lol
joebag by ryleighwolfe April 15, 2020
oops can’t be blank , we love joebags
joebag by ryleighwolfe April 15, 2020
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