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jake gyllenhall 

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣
“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
jake gyllenhall by speaknowtv November 22, 2021
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jake gyllenhall 

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.
"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall
jake gyllenhall by samschnapp November 22, 2021

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

jake gyllenhaal 

the most idiotic smelly pig who needs to give taylor swift her scarf back
jake gyllenhaal gets older but his girlfriends stay 4 times younger than him
jake gyllenhaal by urmom28 November 17, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal 

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!
Jake Gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

jake gyllenhaal 

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!
jake gyllenhaal by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008
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