jahnpaul 

In short, a man named jahnpaul is simply that guy. An average fool exept for a goofy ahh name tbh. A man you can trust unless he challenges you to a game, hes either really bad, or hes Faze clan. A neighborhood gang member stated the following about Jahnpaul: "On my mamma, he just that one fool you find in a seven eleven parking lot shooting up heroin". If there is a Jahnpaul in your life, make sure he doesnt become addicted to crack.

Jahnpaul just hit that pack.

Jahnpaul just stole yo fucking girl.

jahnpaul by BlackSnow115 October 21, 2022

janpaul

Hilarious, full of charisma. you have to love him, boys are jealous of him. Girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with. Shows that he has feelings for you, in a romantic way. Funny, attractive, honest, all a girl would want.
josephine: OMG Its JanPaul! We Love you!!

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Janpaul.

JanPaul is a great lover.

janpaul by Liam relix March 14, 2017

Johnpaul 

The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.

Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.

Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.

Johnpaul by disbitchh October 30, 2018

Jaanpaul 

A strong heroic feminist that gets ran by his 05 brother

Jaanpaul can’t play cuz his brother is playing gayshin

Jaanpaul by Jonpal August 18, 2021

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

Johnpaul Burgueno 

Another word for idiot.

Johnpaul Burgueno is an idiotic excuse for a person.

Johnpaul Burgueno by njohnson16 June 15, 2014

Johnpaulgaines 

A stinky ham house who likes eggs and sucks egg plants.

Ryan: Fortnite?
John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.

Johnpaulgaines = Name of poopy friend

Eggs = Food

Johnpaulgaines by Johnpaulgaines November 8, 2020