In short, a man named jahnpaul is simply that guy. An average fool exept for a goofy ahh name tbh. A man you can trust unless he challenges you to a game, hes either really bad, or hes Faze clan. A neighborhood gang member stated the following about Jahnpaul: "On my mamma, he just that one fool you find in a seven eleven parking lot shooting up heroin". If there is a Jahnpaul in your life, make sure he doesnt become addicted to crack.
by BlackSnow115 October 21, 2022
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by Liam relix March 14, 2017
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The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.
Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.
Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.
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Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.
by disbitchh October 30, 2018
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Get the Jaanpaul mug.My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
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by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021
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by njohnson16 June 15, 2014
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John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.
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John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.
Johnpaulgaines = Name of poopy friend
Eggs = Food
by Johnpaulgaines November 8, 2020
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