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Jahaziel
A very controversial person. He has a lot to say and likes debates and interesting discussions. Can be an introvert and extrovert depending on the day or in what mood he is in. Also almost nobody can pronounce his name.
Person: What is your name
Him: Jahaziel
Person: Repeat that please
Him: JAHAZIEL
Person: Ja...Ja... Jaquezil???
Him: You know what forget it?
Him: Jahaziel
Person: Repeat that please
Him: JAHAZIEL
Person: Ja...Ja... Jaquezil???
Him: You know what forget it?
Jahaziel by Thyroparathyroidectomized August 20, 2020
Jahamiel
Jahamiel by Not_jahamiel May 24, 2020
jahaziel
just that one weird ass mf who has no idea what he’s doing but he looks like he likes to eat ice.
no one can even pronounce his name right
no one can even pronounce his name right
jahaziel by pomagranetssbutspelledwrong May 30, 2020
jahamiel
he is guy who everyone likes but no one likes at the same time is the guy that girls don’t like and when they do it’s as a friend they just act like he is some sort of gay best friend and the song nice guys always finish last apply’s to him the most
it would be cool if we kissed with a sun set that’s romantic. jahamiel i love u just not romanticly he fatisize over girls just to hear them say we r friends bro u make me feel GOOd BRO
jahamiel by notjahamiel October 19, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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