jagulu

A really cool guy, or God.

Jagulu is so cool. He is the definition of god.

jagulu by Vacationguy68+1 August 20, 2022

Jegulus

Jegulus is the ship between James Potter and Regulus Black, characters of the Harry Potter series. Ony people of taste ship this incredibly sweet, adorable, beautiful, yet powerful, mighty, strong couple.

In fanfictions, both characters usually go through a lot of hardships, like the War, the Black family, Death Eaters, life-threatening situations, or even Sirius Black being an overprotective brother/best friend. But they overcome everything and get a happy ending. Or not.

Person A: Talking about Harry Potter, I just read a Jegulus fic, it was so good, I cried so hard. This ship is the most interesting one in the entire universe.
Person B: Jegulus ? Never heard of it.
Person A: Mh, disappointed but not surprised. It's the ship between James and Regulus.
Person B: Ooh I see. But and Lily? And Harry? What do they become?

Person A: SHUSH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING UP THAT POINT WITH ME. I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR NEW JEGULUS CONTENT ON THE DARKEST FANFICTION WEBSITES. I CAN'T GO BACK NOW. LET ME LIVE IN MY SWEET IGNORANCE OF THE UNENDURABLE TRUTH.

Person B: ... ... o-okay.

Jegulus by Crasboizok May 31, 2020

jegulus week 

the week you celebrate the best friends brother trope, within marauders and gayness.

BITCHES ITS JEGULUS WEEK, I’m sad now, both of them are dead

jegulus week by bibideeznuts February 23, 2022

carpe jugulum 

There's a book by Terry Pratchett named "Carpe Jugulum",which means something like "Seize neck/jugular".

This book is about vampires clan from Ubervald with motoo "Carpe Jugulum" :).If you're Pratchett's fan,you'd get the point easily

carpe jugulum by V.Ancheva January 4, 2009

Jagular 

A creature that hides in trees and waits for you to stand under it, at which point it proceeds to drop on you. Often times, they will call out "Hallo" and wait for you to look up prior to dropping.

John: "Did you hear what happened to Nancy?"
Carol: "No, I heard she went on a camping trip this week but I haven't seen her since. What happened?
John: "She heard a 'Hallo', looked up, and a Jagular dropped on her."
Carol: "That's too bad, I always likes Nancy!"

Jagular by TheCreature April 17, 2009

Jagula 

Nick name for anyone who once looked like a sleek sexy cat but then got fat. They're still realtively attractive with no stretch marks or cottage cheese butt.

"What's up Jagula?! We saved you some seats!"

Jagula by Drakard April 25, 2013

jegulus

drarry but different eras
u can’t like jegulus and hate drarry

‘i hate drarry!’
‘how? it’s literally jegulus but different eras u dumb’

jegulus by themagpielord June 21, 2022