The Divine Right of Kings

Knowing at whatever age you graduated college that you are bound to fuck any woman that walks by you, you see on television, you dream about, or one would talk about.
Frankie Beretta graduated Harvard University and his fraternity presented him with The Divine Right of Kings trophy.
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Chafe

Using a word and having it meaning something else along the way that has no direct connection to the original meaning of the word in any way, shape, nor form,
Dave’s foodshop chafed it’s menu. While selling kale to the Democratic Energy Association, he didn’t realise it was actually marijuana he was selling. The Democratic Energy Association decided to chafe back at him and spoke on television and said” Poor David suddenly had no clue he had a murder charge coming right at him!
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Jaggered

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.
Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.
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A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
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Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
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WOWWWW

A person that still exists in this world somehow and thinks it’s okay to still shit in your pants in your Lyft or Uber.
This total wowwww stumbled out of a taxicab and Kevin decided to pull up his cellphone and use the FBI hotline thankfully.
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Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
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