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Definitions by DaveShaw

Jaggered 

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.
Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.
Jaggered by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Urbanned 

When your word on urban dictionary is so hot you have to click the I can’t decide button knowing that your internet connection is being monitored by yourself.
Some bloke created a word Jaifir on www.urbandictionary.com and Peter Pahblo has no choice but become urbanned.
Urbanned by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

The Divine Right of Kings 

Knowing at whatever age you graduated college that you are bound to fuck any woman that walks by you, you see on television, you dream about, or one would talk about.
Frankie Beretta graduated Harvard University and his fraternity presented him with The Divine Right of Kings trophy.
A person that still exists in this world somehow and thinks it’s okay to still shit in your pants in your Lyft or Uber.
This total wowwww stumbled out of a taxicab and Kevin decided to pull up his cellphone and use the FBI hotline thankfully.
WOWWWW by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
Cum guzzler by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Don’t take your guns to town 

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
Using a word and having it meaning something else along the way that has no direct connection to the original meaning of the word in any way, shape, nor form,
Dave’s foodshop chafed it’s menu. While selling kale to the Democratic Energy Association, he didn’t realise it was actually marijuana he was selling. The Democratic Energy Association decided to chafe back at him and spoke on television and said” Poor David suddenly had no clue he had a murder charge coming right at him!
Chafe by DaveShaw June 5, 2018