A creature that is known for atracting other species as soon as he is spotted. The first thing you see about him is his enormous pipe that is going up and down. He has an infinite amount of milk and is always ready to fill hungry animals. He has infinite meat as well. He basicaclly is an walking food source. His jawline is so sharp that he can cut trough any object without spending too much energy. He is the king of rizz and is able to find a mating partner in minutes. All the female species are in love with this legend. There is a theory that he is the one and only who created the big bang by cumming.
(adj) when something is completely messed up, broken, or otherwise disheveled to the point that it looks terribly wrong and out of place. The next level above fubar
1. Did you see that guy fly off that skate ramp? He got so jacranked!
2. That girl I took home last night looked so good when I was drunk, but this morning she's all jacranked.