Jacobson
That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!
Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010
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Jacobson
1) A guy who professes to not be into a certain type of girl such as blondes or tall girls, yet will purposely ask out and date outside of his type when a friend mentions someone he'd like to ask out.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.
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Marley Jacobson
A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,
and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.
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Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
Wife: What the hell is that?
Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.
Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?
Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?
Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013
Col. Jacobson
a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011
Mrs Jacobson
The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled
Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah
Mrs Jacobson by pastas64 November 24, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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