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Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.
my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”
jacob q by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020
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jacob quackenbush 

Jacob Quba 

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.
you are a Jacob Quba!
Jacob Quba by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021

jacob quinn 

Jacob Quinn is a big hearted teddy bear. He loves his friends. He jokes around and has a knack for performing stupid dangerous stunts. He cares about his family and loved ones and will always be there for them. He lacks self confidence but will always try to bring others up before himself.
Jacob Quinn, your my baby
jacob quinn by Kiggle1010 September 15, 2020

Jacob is biggest qt 

He just is.
So, you think you like Jacob, name every cute quality of his-

1. Kind
2. Just all around cute
3. Very epic gamer
4. Always willing to help
5. Young wise man
6. Has good music taste
7. Has some sick hobbies
8. Open-minded
9. Just adorable :3
10. Humerous
11. Trys to make others happy even when he's not at his best
12. Extremely trust worthy
13. Honest
14. He cares :P
15. Loyal
16. Relaxing to talk to
17. Can make others happy by being happy himself
18. Has a cute voice -w-
19. Easy to talk to
20. Can be shy but once you get to know him, hes very open
21. Trustworthy
22. Mature (most the time lmao)
23. Will always find a way to make you feel better when you're sad
24. He puts his friends in front of himself
25. Unauthorized therapist lol
26. Logical
27. Trys his best at everything
28. Wants to help (almost) everyone
29. Will always check up on you
30. Every message he sends is cuter than the last

31. Sticks up for what he believes in
32. Helpful
33. Active and fit
34. Not afraid to speak his mind
35. Doesn't care what others think about him
36. He always sends cute msgs
37. He always sends cute pictures
38. Protective

39. Extremely nice
40. Fun to vibe with
41. Has big brain
42. Really chill
43. Will always put a smile on your face
44. Charming
45. Would stay up all night just to say good morning to you
46. Jacob is biggest qt

I would write more but I've reached the word limit of 1500
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