Jacob Allen
A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
Jacob Allen by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
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Jacob Allen
Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
Jacob Allen by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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