A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
Jacob Allen has a small pepe
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
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Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019
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