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MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
MICHAEL JACKSONED by Welshwiz October 24, 2012

Jackeline 

A beautiful girl . Who is very popular and very proud . She doesn't like to cry in front of others because she wants to be strong . She has a crazy laugh . She's smart and likes to set goals . And when she fails , she'll try again . Don't lose her . She'll give you another chance but after that you lost her forever . And if she does give you more than two chances then you must mean something to her . She's a caring and a very competitive girl . She's a fun person to talk to . She will always be there for you . She supports what is right and what is wrong . She goes for the bad boys . She loves unconditionally, although she will never show it . Because she is strong .
Jackeline is my best friend. She is always there for me .
Jackeline by - Unknownsome April 2, 2017

Michael Jacksoned

Awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and LOVE. Becoming a part of the solution to the world's problems.
Goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being Michael Jacksoned.
Jasmine is amazing. She is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind girl that could make anyone in the world happy to just be around her. With a Jasmine, you will feel like you can say anything to her, and never be judged for it. She will make you feel happy in every way possible. Jasmine is one of the best friends you could ever ask for, and if you have one, don't ever let her go. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun nature. Her advice makes you want to get down on your knees and beg for more, as it always seems to help in every situation, no matter what. Overall, to have a Jasmine in your life could be one of the best things you could ever have, and you should always treasure that gift.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the new girl? She looks stunning in that dress!
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.

Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
Jasmine by AleenaLycra123 October 15, 2018
A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is
Jasmine, i love you
Jasmine by Zay Munoz July 20, 2017

jasmine masters 

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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