jackopotamus

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.

"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."

jackopotamus by Ashmarie November 30, 2006

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Hackopotamus

A creature who refuses to improve an existing skill set.

Did you see that guy's work? What a hackopotamus!

Hackopotamus by ChrisN_PGH March 5, 2011

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jackopotamus • Hackopotamus • Jankopotomus

Jankopotomus

A relitively large faggot that's all jankin all over the place all the time.

Guy 1: Man your brother is a huge Jankopotomus sometimes dude

Guy 2: Dude i know. Jankiest Jankopotomus i know.

Jankopotomus by TastyCereal April 10, 2011

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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