jackopotamus

Short and to the point, a fat man who jacks off, or a fat man that hasn't been laid and has no other choice.
"Looky here a jackopotamus, poor bastard."
by Ashmarie November 30, 2006
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premuch

Combination of "pretty" and "much", short usage, stating a self agreement with a situation.
"Yeah you premuch suck!"
by Ashmarie November 30, 2006
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