jackfest

A party of one or more featuring multiple and prolonged bouts of self-pleasure.

Where is Jeff?
He's at home, probably having a Jackfest.

by Tom Cioccone February 22, 2011

jackfest

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

by hititlong January 04, 2006