2 definitions by Absolutely_stupid

When a local thot by the name of Jack feels sexual desire for himself so he stickes his own peen in his bum and repopulated the ocean
Dude, did you see that jack over there?! He was totally gonna do some jackcest tonight
by Absolutely_stupid January 14, 2019
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A term used by the coolest of people to flex how much more of a pirate they are and assert their position of authority
Idiot Bully Dude: “What’s up, NERD”

Cool as heck kid: “I’ll have you know I am the piratest out of us all!”

Idiot Bully Dude: “Oh my bad man I take it back I didn’t mean it I’m really sorry please don’t hurt me”
by Absolutely_stupid April 21, 2019
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