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jackfest 

A party of one or more featuring multiple and prolonged bouts of self-pleasure.
Where is Jeff?
He's at home, probably having a Jackfest.
jackfest by Tom Cioccone February 22, 2011
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jackfest 

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.
1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest
jackfest by hititlong January 4, 2006
one who lies(jives)has sex with prostitutes, and repeaditly speaks in negative terms and recieves beatings for it.
hey look at that juckfist prancing around like hes cool lets go kick his ass.
juckfist by craig nicklson November 4, 2008
term for the biggest, fattest big brain energy moment™️ you have at 10:46pm est
what the heck is juckest?
juckest by DumbBitch2.0 April 22, 2021
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026