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Someone who is really cool in person and online. They are chill if you are too. They have good music taste. jackens is really tall and muscular. He is a chad but better. Be sure to not mess with him and you definitely do not want the smoke.
OMG! He's such a jackens!
jackens by chadbutbetter August 6, 2022

jackens assistant 

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.
jackens assistant helps jackens everyday
jackens assistant by jackens November 10, 2020

jackens personal helper 

jackens personal helper gives jackens free drinks and food.
yo jackens personal helper. cm'here boiiii. WHERE U AT SON.
jackens personal helper by jackens November 11, 2020

Sick Jacken 

A paranoid rapper. This guy is heavily related to Cypress Hill, but his solo work is often based around death. Sick Jacken has a slower, but powerful flow, and his lyrics are paranoid and gruesomely vivid. His voice is similar to B-Real. Check him out.
Here are two of Sick Jacken's albums that I recommend you cop:
The Legend of the Mask and the Assassin = (W/ DJ Muggs)
Stray Bullets
Sick Jacken by Deadd77 January 8, 2012
Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.
Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
Jacken by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020

jankenstein 

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.
Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.
jankenstein by King Swag July 30, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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