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Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
Jack Porter by young gen c November 4, 2019

Jack Patterson-Howard 

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

jackpotted

Allowing something to build and then dumping it on someone all at once. Often this is a workplace discipline issue where many minor or even not minor events are allowed to build without notice of violation and then once sufficiently large can be used against an employee all at once to justify a large penalty or termination. Can also be used in an emotional sense in the instance of a lover or family member who at one time recites all the real and perceived misdeeds against them despite having never voiced displeasure previously.
Jack was never told that sitting at his desk one minute late daily was a problem until 6 months into his job his manager jackpotted him with a cumulative 130 minute tardy violation for which he was terminated.
jackpotted by ARegularGuy August 29, 2013

JackPotted

A consensual sex act in which a man swallows a roll of coins of his choosing. Approximately 12 hours later, during an intimate encounter with a partner (man or woman), he sits on their face. The partner then reaches around, grabs his penis, and pulls downward in a jacking-off motion. With each pull, he farts into their mouth until the coins begin to emerge. Once the coins appear, he shouts, "Jackpot! DING DING DING DING DING – we have a winner!"
Sarah: "I'm telling you Debra, Mike and my sex life has just gotten so lifeless and stale"
Debra: "Sarah, you just need to get jackpotted! Willard and I do it every 3rd Tuesday and we're thriving."
JackPotted by Frodo T Baggin November 19, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026