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jack hoff 

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

Little Jack Hornher 

Based on the children's nursery rhyme this sexual act entails taking a girl from behind doggystyle and inserting one's thumb in her anus upon climax.
As in....Little Jack Hornher... he stuck in his thumb, made the girl cum, and said, "What a good boy am I".

Jack Horan

An Israeli albino who is very homosexual who loves getting cummed on by turkmenistani men. He is known for his petit body shape and very large wenus. His foreskin was consumed by the grand rabbi of broad meadows. He was then taken in by Mohammed Quaran and was named Al Bin Mu jack quaran. He gets humbled by his new father and now loves to take HARD BIG BLACK DICK. His mom is the biggest fittie and has massive milkies. He getting raped by his father. He is a proven warrior he has fought against the hindu's of plumpton. He is the definition of a WIGGA this guy is severley racist. He has a half inch cock. He loves to feel the intense throbbing cock as it penetrates his mouth.
Jack Horan by gigachadmale123 November 13, 2022

Jack-Hole 

1. The combination of a Jack-Ass, and an Ass-Hole.

2. Someone who thinks they're better then everyone else, and resorts to petty name calling when they're angry.
(ex. 1)
Wow, Mitch is such a Jack-Hole, he called me a dork yesterday because I mentioned a video game... - Mic

Yeah, I don't get why he thinks he's so cool... Everyone hates him - Morgan

(ex. 2)
Why do those two hang out with that Jack-Hole - Guy 1

I don't know, I guess they've got no other friends - Guy 2

Jack horsery 

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.