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Jack is a ho who likes weed and shoes
jack ho by DarthJarJar4184 February 22, 2017
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jack hoff 

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

Little Jack Hornher 

Based on the children's nursery rhyme this sexual act entails taking a girl from behind doggystyle and inserting one's thumb in her anus upon climax.
As in....Little Jack Hornher... he stuck in his thumb, made the girl cum, and said, "What a good boy am I".
Little Jack Hornher by Jack Inghoff January 18, 2009

Jack Horan

An Israeli albino who is very homosexual who loves getting cummed on by turkmenistani men. He is known for his petit body shape and very large wenus. His foreskin was consumed by the grand rabbi of broad meadows. He was then taken in by Mohammed Quaran and was named Al Bin Mu jack quaran. He gets humbled by his new father and now loves to take HARD BIG BLACK DICK. His mom is the biggest fittie and has massive milkies. He getting raped by his father. He is a proven warrior he has fought against the hindu's of plumpton. He is the definition of a WIGGA this guy is severley racist. He has a half inch cock. He loves to feel the intense throbbing cock as it penetrates his mouth.
Jack Horan by gigachadmale123 November 13, 2022

JACK HOLE 

A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your ass, you fuckin' Jack Hole!
JACK HOLE by 38 Caliber Kimo April 2, 2003

Jack-Hole 

1. The combination of a Jack-Ass, and an Ass-Hole.

2. Someone who thinks they're better then everyone else, and resorts to petty name calling when they're angry.
(ex. 1)
Wow, Mitch is such a Jack-Hole, he called me a dork yesterday because I mentioned a video game... - Mic

Yeah, I don't get why he thinks he's so cool... Everyone hates him - Morgan

(ex. 2)
Why do those two hang out with that Jack-Hole - Guy 1

I don't know, I guess they've got no other friends - Guy 2

Jack horsery 

The act of screwing around like a jackass.
Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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