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John: OMG I cant beat him!
Andy: That's because he's a jabzee
John: You aint jabzee baby!
jabzee by JabZee June 21, 2011
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To announce the ending of an event incorrectly, before it happens.
I like how the news Jamzeed Hillary into the White House before the votes were counted.
Jamzee by aphid2 November 30, 2016
Related Words
jabzee jabeen jabreel jabree jabee jabeeb jazeel Jazeem Jazeer Jabeebis
A word derived from Arabic, meaning emphasis or victory. Commonly given only to the best of men as first names.
1. I need to jazeer this point across in my essay.

2. At the end of the day, jazeer was ours, and no one could take that away from us.
Jazeer by Tasha84_nz October 18, 2010
Jahzeels are very rare to have in your life and can sometimes be arrogant and can talk too much but they value their close ones highly but is very annoying. They are funny and overthinkers with huge hearts.They are very passionate and stand up for what they believe in.When you get a Jahzeel never let him go because you will regret it. He might be shy from time to time but Jahzeels are very talented, especially musically, and are leaders . They are also known for their optimistic nature which can be quite contagious
That guy is so annoying, he must be a Jahzeel
Jahzeel by Facts111 March 4, 2019
Jabreel, a guy who is lightskinned and gets mad hoes but doesn't know how to keep them from getting cuffed. The type of guy who seems like a player but is actually looking for a genuine relationship.
He's so cute he reminds me of Jabreel.
Jabreel by itsyaboi-tm November 2, 2018

jabreeze 

The plural for Jabroni.
Man, not one of those jabreeze could throw down a 20 spot?
jabreeze by Mister Fahrenheit March 26, 2023

Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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