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An intelligent conversation between two intoxicated persons.
I got the idea from the jabwomble we had after work last night.

Are we going to get the team together for a jabwombery after work tonight?
jabwomble by Chad75 February 26, 2024
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jabooblescube 

A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
jabooblescube by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

east jabumblefuck 

What you say when describing someones location. Synonyms: jabip, boondocks, boonies etc.
It will take a while to get there, he lives in east jabumblefuck.
east jabumblefuck by Tyler +_+ March 17, 2005

Jabumblefuck 

When you are stung in the ass by a bee, later shit, and honey comes out.
I got my limited edition blowup doll out of my closet. But i got jabumblefucked when i brought it outside.
Jabumblefuck by Ohwowthatskool April 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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