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jabber woke 

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
jabber woke by Oops11 September 16, 2016
Word of the Day on September 17, 2016
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jabberwoki 

a girl with more rolls then a bakery, and has side burns. Tends to eat like a beast
Anna Nicole Smith is a Jabberwoki

Jabbarwoke 

to lecture about social injustice while doing little to create change
a classic suburban jabbarwoke
Jabbarwoke by Rubo59 November 8, 2016

Jabberwokey 

A person who is “woke”. Not dissimilar from a redneck.
Man, these jabberwokeys are super sorry now that they can’t afford gas for their Vespas and they Uncle Joe is outlawing their menthols and flavored vapes….
Jabberwokey by Gangstamedic June 10, 2021

jabberwoken 

plural word describing jab recipient who demands that folks get jabs or else lose employment, relationships, memberships, or other considerations. constantly talking or posting demands that folks get jabs. claims that refusing to get jabs is insensitive or an assault.
I am so sick of jabberwoken demanding that I get a jab or else.
jabberwoken by lyin' doc May 18, 2023

jabberwoke 

singular word describing jab recipient who demands that folks get jabs or else lose employment, relationships, memberships, or other considerations. constantly talking or posting demands that folks get jabs. claims that refusing to get jabs is insensitive or an assault.
that jabberwoke rants all day about folks who don't get jabs.
jabberwoke by lyin' doc May 18, 2023

Jabberwoky 

A Jabberwoky (jabber - WOKE- ee) is a person loudly performing being “woke.” This person may mansplain their wokeness to you, or talk incessantly about their one “ethnic friend” all the while betraying how much personal work they much do related to issues of equity.
Did you see her tweet about her new book on equity training? She’s a real Jabberwoky.
Jabberwoky by Bdubsidy April 9, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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