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j (Number)

In the field of mathematics, j is a number that is closely related to i, the most famous imaginary number of all. Here's an example: i^2=-1, and j^2=1, however, j does not =1. In equations dealing with hypercomplex numbers and other highly complicated mathematical fields, j will sometimes be used to replace i for the sake of simplicity.
Next time some jackoff thinks he's hot shit and introduces Graham's number to your math class so that it looks like he's a real whiz, kick his phony ass with j (Number)! Who's the hot shit now, huh?
j (Number) by Dr. Apocalypse November 1, 2012
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The Number J 

Famous blooper by Sean "Day9" Plott, a Starcraft 2 caster. Happened in Episode #200 of his daily show, when talking about Ben being the first victim to a FFA-Alphabetical Kill funday monday.
I know you are probably angry with your mother, you probably go like: why don't you name me Zen, or Wen, or even like, the Number J
The Number J by ceejay33 July 25, 2011

The Number J 

Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.
These shennanagins were brought to you by the Number J
The Number J by g-rock March 17, 2009

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...
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murderhobo 

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