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j'obsessed 

A term founded by best friend duo Lizzie Kidd and Niamh Galea in their summer of love 2017. It can be defined as being so unapologetically into a person, place, object, situation etc that you are consumed by the obsession. Similar to j'adore, j'obsessed can be used to express the same sentiment to a more intense degree.
Omg that outfit you just sewed from scratch... J'OBSESSED!
Where have you been my whole life?? J'obsessed with you!!
Wowww j'obsessed with Dougal McTavish TBH
j'obsessed by ~baby angel~ October 8, 2020
Related Words
J'obsessed jwobsessed Jabsessed Joebsessed J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo

Joebsessed 

A term to describe a person obsessed with Joe Fresh.
My sister went on a shopping spree at Joe Fresh, she is joebsessed!
Joebsessed by Randyisjoebsessed August 15, 2011

Jabsessed 

Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.
Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??

Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
Jabsessed by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020

jwobsessed

#1 BEST JUNGWON STAN! STAN ENHYPEN FOR CLEARSKIN😍
“She’s so JWOBSESSED! I mean who isn’t attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and luscious plump juicy fat ass..”

—jwobsessed
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023

jwobsessed

BEST #1 JUNGWON STAN!! STAN ENHA FOR CLEARSKIN🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Omg she is so JWOBSESSED! I mean who wouldn’t be attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and his luscious plump fat juicy ass..”
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026