A term founded by best friend duo Lizzie Kidd and Niamh Galea in their summer of love2017. It can be defined as being so unapologetically into a person, place, object, situation etc that you are consumed by the obsession. Similar to j'adore, j'obsessed can be used to express the same sentiment to a more intense degree.
Omg that outfit you just sewed from scratch... J'OBSESSED!
Where have you been my whole life?? J'obsessed with you!!
Wowww j'obsessed with Dougal McTavish TBH
Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.
Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??
Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.