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j'obsessed 

A term founded by best friend duo Lizzie Kidd and Niamh Galea in their summer of love 2017. It can be defined as being so unapologetically into a person, place, object, situation etc that you are consumed by the obsession. Similar to j'adore, j'obsessed can be used to express the same sentiment to a more intense degree.
Omg that outfit you just sewed from scratch... J'OBSESSED!
Where have you been my whole life?? J'obsessed with you!!
Wowww j'obsessed with Dougal McTavish TBH
j'obsessed by ~baby angel~ October 8, 2020
Related Words
J'obsessed • jwobsessed • Jabsessed • Joebsessed • J.O.E • J.J. • J • J.A.P. • J.O. • j lo

Joebsessed 

A term to describe a person obsessed with Joe Fresh.
My sister went on a shopping spree at Joe Fresh, she is joebsessed!
Joebsessed by Randyisjoebsessed August 15, 2011

Jabsessed 

Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.
Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??

Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
Jabsessed by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020

jwobsessed

#1 BEST JUNGWON STAN! STAN ENHYPEN FOR CLEARSKIN😍
“She’s so JWOBSESSED! I mean who isn’t attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and luscious plump juicy fat ass..”

—jwobsessed
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023

jwobsessed

BEST #1 JUNGWON STAN!! STAN ENHA FOR CLEARSKIN🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
“Omg she is so JWOBSESSED! I mean who wouldn’t be attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and his luscious plump fat juicy ass..”
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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