People who, after purchasing Apple products (iMac, iPhone, iPod, iBook) suddenly become superior, feeling 'sorry' for those lower feeders in society who don't own iAnything, and can often be found looking down their noses at others who do not share in their superiority.
Can often be found smelling their own farts, and often at art galleries or 'coffee shops,' carrying books like 'War and Peace' in their arm rather than their bag so that everyone can see what a damn fine smart arse they are.
1: "Check out Mark over there with his new iPhone... it does all this random shit you don't need a phone to do, unlike my old Nokia.."
2: "Yeah, I saw him in the Philisophy section of the library the other day smelling his own farts"
1: "But two weeks ago he didn't care about anything but football...and now he just ignores us when he walks by"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*