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itchy palm 

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"
itchy palm by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008
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itchy palm 

1) Someone who is greedy or has an insatiable desire for money.

2) Looking for a bribe or payoff.
That club’s door guy had an itchy palm. He didn’t want to let us in without coughing up a little extra somethin for him.

Origin: In Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar,” Brutus says, “Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself are much condemned to have an itching palm.”
itchy palm by splitbus November 21, 2021

itchy palms 

The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.
Paris Hilton is giving me itchy palms. I'll have to slap her.
itchy palms by ChuckieStringer March 14, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026