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it fucks by GAZERDUDE101 May 5, 2021
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If it fucks like a duck
Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
If it fucks like a duck by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009
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it fucks • If it fucks like a duck • Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass • fucks it to you? • I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks • i fucks wit it • fucks wit it • <.0.3.4.3.0.> it's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0. • ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... • <.0.3.4.3.0.> It is still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass
A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
fucks it to you?
fucks it to you? by nihilistcake August 21, 2011
i fucks wit it
"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."
"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."
"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."
i fucks wit it by Kevin McLaughlin May 16, 2008
fucks wit it
fucks wit it by 420 professional street nigga January 30, 2018
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
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