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you simply just fuck. no context to it. just fuck

this guy fucks. it fucks

it fucks by GAZERDUDE101 May 5, 2021

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If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

If it fucks like a duck by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009

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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

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fucks it to you?

It's short for: What the fuck is it to you? or Why do you care?

Person A: Why are you late to work?

Person B: Fucks it to you?

fucks it to you? by nihilistcake August 21, 2011

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Put my bum in the air and see if someone fucks it

Check if something bad will happen in a way that might cause it to happen.

"You should just not do the dishes once to she if she will really leave you"
"really? I might as well Put my bum in the air and see if someone fucks it!"

Put my bum in the air and see if someone fucks it by Swaness September 28, 2026

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i fucks wit it

-I associate myself with something.
-'it'Could mean anything from girls to cars to anything really.

"You still chill with Julia? Yep I fucks wit it."

"You blazing on 420 cuz? Yea you know me, I fucks wit it."

i fucks wit it by Kevin McLaughlin May 16, 2008

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fucks wit it

someting that you accept to deal wit it

fucks wit it
i fucks wit the new kendrick lamar single.... nigga.

fucks wit it by 420 professional street nigga January 30, 2018

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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