ism't 

The definition is "isn't" or "is not"
If you were looking for the definition of "i need help", then you have noticed that the person behind hey wrote "ism't" instead of "isn't"

Doctor: He ism't alive!
Grammar nazi (me): isn't*

ism't by qwertyaszx February 20, 2020

Pogn't'ism

First refer to Pog, then Pogn't.

Pogn't'ism is a social structure centered around the fundamentals and ideologies of the famous Twitch slang's altered opposite phrase: "pogn't" (first derived from the original concept of the word "pog"). Pogn't'ism in itself is the philosophical belief that society and humanity entirely is dysfunctional and in a sense, "not epic". This aligns with the popular internet phrase "we live in a society" as both are parallel beliefs that humanity is broken and will always forever be. (Can also be used as a form of identity on political stances.)

Jim: So what party are you voting for?

Owen: I'm a pogn't'ist (believe in pogn't'ism), so I think all sides, parties, and people are stupid.

Pogn't'ism by WiredTrash February 21, 2021

tik tok-ism 

The over-use of the letter "k" where a "c" or "ck" would have done. Often done by rappers and people with an over-developed sense of self satisfaction. Also applies to the use of the letter "z".

" Yo bitchez !!! dat krunkin waz klassik!!!

"tik tok on the clok"

"ima sing me sum tik tok-ism cuz i iz badazzzz

tik tok-ism by buff2gruff January 30, 2010

tic tac toe-ism 

a mock religion based around the fact if you play tic tac toe once in your life you will go to heaven. also belief that calvin is god. this religionn may sound like it is made up but the bible says a guy walked on water i think its just as logical.

christian: tic tac toe-ism is wrong and god shall punish you!

tic tac toe-ist: hey calvin am i gonna get punished?

tic tac toe-ism by whatwouldcalvindo April 22, 2009

Tomo-ism 

A secret religion in which all Irish leprechauns and Unicorns who clean phones in a warehouse believe in.

Forget the phones it's time for Tomo-ism.

Tomo-ism by RoboUnicornism August 13, 2011

Justin Trudeau-ism 

Justin Trudeau-ism is a term referenced in psychology as being a psychological coping mechanism employed by a person or people where an object of mockery such as a clown is selected for a position of significance where a person or people can feel relief from having to live up to the expectations or duties that an office or position would normally confer and instead can feel satisfied or fulfilled in a feeling of bigotry ridiculing the clown they have elected. Typically within government politics, in conservative members Justin Trudeau-ism is practiced out of an apathy towards politics and it is an act of over compensating for their lack of interest. While in Liberal members Justin Trudeau-ism is practiced to scorn and humiliate the position of significance out of a repressed feeling demoralisation and the affliction of nihilism that goes with it, Justin Trudeau is a means to punish those who remain faithful and hopeful towards politics. Justin Trudeau-ism can be practiced among a wide spectrum of situations and events.

Betty: "Jennifer claims there are no good men out there to date, but she only chases after f**k bois"
Lindsey: "Jennifer cannot manage a real relationship with a good man, she has pair bonding issues. She Justin Trudeaus with the f**k bois so she doesn't have to admit herself her own problems. F**k Bois are her Justin Trudeau-ism"

Justin Trudeau-ism by Spawnface November 17, 2021

ted-ism 

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

ted-ism by Tessmer June 19, 2006