ipodtosis

The programmed death, similar to the programmed death of cells, of your ipod the day after the warranty ends.

My ipod nano just underwent ipodtosis and I'm going to stupidly fork over another $300 to apple.

by ProffessorA July 7, 2010

Imodiosis

With reference to the product (Imodium), Imodiosis is the condition of being completely unable to give a shit.

1. Work was fine today until my idiot boss gave me a case of Imodiosis.

2. I hear your problems, but my Imodiosis keeps me from responding.

by Dex_T August 26, 2013